Taiwan's Mainlander Bride Problem

Taiwan's Ministry of Mainlander Control has decided to get tough on those mainlander brides. Its said Taiwanese-Mainlander marriages are all bogus marriages! Only low lives that dont love Taiwan have nothing better to do then go to China and hook up with a Chinese person from that different country on the opposite side of the strait. An all out effort is now underway to punish the Taiwanese in as many democratic ways as the ruling party can get away with. Firstly the mainlander woman is dehumanized, placed below all other humans on Earth. The mainland bride is re-categorized as sub-human, placed in same category as Africa's Low-Land gorilla and Native America's "Sasquatch". In this branch of the bi-pedal hominid tree, the beasts have no ability to determine right and wrong or loyal wife and skanky whore. Therefore the mainland bride is (by law) required to wait 4 years longer in gaining Taiwan citizenship than a human being. To put a nice democratic happy face on this re-classification as sub-human an immigration dept spokesperson summed it up this way...

We have mapped the genome of the mongoloid goon-yang (refering to their latin species order), and clearly they are a sub-human species of ape. We have no choice but to make them wait twice as long as humans to become entitled to Taiwanese Citizenship, which is a sovereign, independent citizenship on this side of the strait. We are also alarmed by a shockingly huge amount of prostitution, thievery, uncleanliness, liar and child bearing gene markers in the mainlander womans DNA. This is very bad for Taiwan's future. We simply cannot allow them to waltz right into Taiwan via marriage, poot out a bunch of blue voting kids and severely damage Taiwan's gene pool. they are sub-human, see our lab data! Its all there for the world to see.

Well I for one have only been able to make a Mainlander Bride sighting one time in the past 10 years and she was one of the most elegant woman I had ever met. She attended an English course I taught one summer and to me she looked just as much Taiwanese as any Taiwanese and I only found out she was a mainlander wife because my students adored her as well and they told me she was from Beijing. A marriage between a Taiwanese and mainlander is just as equal a marriage as between two locals, in fact I bet Taiwan is the only country in todays world that has pro-actively built an ethnic iron curtain that blocks a neighboring countries people from becoming citizens by marriage like it allows all other countries. Mr President Sir - 8 years is a long time, thats an armed robbery sentence. They have done nothing except become one of your citizen's wife. This Mainlander wife discrimination rule is BULLSHIT! Its not democracy, its Apartheid!