Taiwan's Infected Blogger Colony

Blogging from the parallel Universe of make believe its called. A bizarre colony of foreigners exists in Taiwan that do nothing but write about their love for every thing the ruling party of Taiwan does. These foreigners are infected with a little known STD known as A-bianoids. A-bianoids are a kind of hemorrhoidal brain, a painful swelling and itch inside their cranial cavity that can only be relieved by sniffing Gorp followed by writing pro-DPP diatribes and posting them in bloggs, then the colony waits for other infected foreigners to stop by and admire their great journalistic qualities and praises them in comments. A-bianoid Infected foreigners enjoy their disease... An infected foreigner from the colony recently described his disease like this....

I dont have an infection! Just because I give the DPP Carte-Blanche to my soul and believe in 100% of whatever they say it does not mean I have some sort of Asian Venereal thing happening! I simply enjoy writing blogs and the government likes them so much they give me Gorp! Lots of it - all I want and Gorp allows me to actually enter a parallel universe where I can see, taste and smell the goodness of the DPP's world without Ma Ying-Jou! Ma is the Devil child, he is a mainlander.... mainlanders are asset stealers, wrong, wrong! always! forever! eternally! can you hand me that tube of Gorp and paper bag please?...

As you can see this infection is quite pleasing to these poor people. They love it! How on Earth can they be cured of a disease they enjoy having. They cant! these people are doomed to walk within their parallel universe where "feeling groovy" means non-stop production of racial hate hyperbole and world bulletins on how bad the KMT is was and ever will be. Taiwan's infected Blogger colony is near Taichung, I will post more on this phenomena later this month.

Taiwan's Mainlander Bride Problem

Taiwan's Ministry of Mainlander Control has decided to get tough on those mainlander brides. Its said Taiwanese-Mainlander marriages are all bogus marriages! Only low lives that dont love Taiwan have nothing better to do then go to China and hook up with a Chinese person from that different country on the opposite side of the strait. An all out effort is now underway to punish the Taiwanese in as many democratic ways as the ruling party can get away with. Firstly the mainlander woman is dehumanized, placed below all other humans on Earth. The mainland bride is re-categorized as sub-human, placed in same category as Africa's Low-Land gorilla and Native America's "Sasquatch". In this branch of the bi-pedal hominid tree, the beasts have no ability to determine right and wrong or loyal wife and skanky whore. Therefore the mainland bride is (by law) required to wait 4 years longer in gaining Taiwan citizenship than a human being. To put a nice democratic happy face on this re-classification as sub-human an immigration dept spokesperson summed it up this way...

We have mapped the genome of the mongoloid goon-yang (refering to their latin species order), and clearly they are a sub-human species of ape. We have no choice but to make them wait twice as long as humans to become entitled to Taiwanese Citizenship, which is a sovereign, independent citizenship on this side of the strait. We are also alarmed by a shockingly huge amount of prostitution, thievery, uncleanliness, liar and child bearing gene markers in the mainlander womans DNA. This is very bad for Taiwan's future. We simply cannot allow them to waltz right into Taiwan via marriage, poot out a bunch of blue voting kids and severely damage Taiwan's gene pool. they are sub-human, see our lab data! Its all there for the world to see.

Well I for one have only been able to make a Mainlander Bride sighting one time in the past 10 years and she was one of the most elegant woman I had ever met. She attended an English course I taught one summer and to me she looked just as much Taiwanese as any Taiwanese and I only found out she was a mainlander wife because my students adored her as well and they told me she was from Beijing. A marriage between a Taiwanese and mainlander is just as equal a marriage as between two locals, in fact I bet Taiwan is the only country in todays world that has pro-actively built an ethnic iron curtain that blocks a neighboring countries people from becoming citizens by marriage like it allows all other countries. Mr President Sir - 8 years is a long time, thats an armed robbery sentence. They have done nothing except become one of your citizen's wife. This Mainlander wife discrimination rule is BULLSHIT! Its not democracy, its Apartheid!

The 2-28 Massacre

In February-March, 1947, an island-wide armed insurrection broke out in Taiwan. Chiang Kai-shek when hearing of this news in China ordered his General to got to Taiwan and try to talk to the Rebel’s and ask them to please behave. After all attempts to negotiate with the rebels that were burning buildings, looting and shooting people in cold blood in Taipei the general decided (without Chiang’s knowledge) too shoot the rebels if they did not stop misbehaving. The result was a proven death toll of under 1500 rebels. This event was later hi-jacked by a group of people that saw an opportunity to spread their racist views and create social problems for Chiang. This group conspired to spread lies that not only did Chiang’s troops kill the rebels but also the lawyers, professors, physicians, politicians, journalists, college students, and WWII veterans (that were killed by the rebels) were now Chiang’s troops liabilities – In fact Chiang did it himself and the event became a “massacre” and the death toll became “over 20,000” and the killing was done as an ethnic issue. The group changed the story into an event where there weren't even any Taiwanese rebels. The “Formosan’s” were just minding their own business when the KMT decided they didn’t like the way the “Taiwan savages” did not respect them properly so they decided to “shoot a bunch” to show who’s the boss.

Now 60 years later that tiny group of racists are in power and every election year their twisted story regarding Chiang’s right to put down an insurrection and how it was now a “holocaust” Is played repetitively in Taiwan media like a cheap consumer goods commercial. It is debated days on end like it happened yesterday and Chiang is cursed. In fact the event that’s called 2-28 is so hyped up it is an asset of the party! If one of the party members let his truthful feelings be heard about 2-28, it may sound like this –

I thank god he gave our DPP party the 2-28 holocaust. 2-28 is a great day for us Taiwanese because without the event we would not be here today, we would have nothing to blast all over the airwaves from December thru April every year and therefore those few extra Taiwanese might not have voted for us and the KMT would still be in power. Im sure without the 2-28, we could possibly have manufactured a different evil event to pin on them and blast all over the media come election year. But the 2-28 is the best thing that could have happened because many people died and that means we can call it a Holocaust and put Chiang in the same pigeon hole as Hitler.

Now wasn’t what I just wrote on 2-28 silly? Did it even make you upset perhaps? Obviously how events unfolded and played out were not so one sided towards favoring the KMT but I wrote it that way to cause emotion in anyone that really cared and in my opinion that is what the DPP has done to this historical event. They have re-wrote the 2-28 event to appear as hurtful and damning against the Taiwanese as possible. The proof is in its over use by the party as a weapon that makes the opposition party appear as evil, Taiwanese hating as possible. Its human nature that we all tend to pad stories in our favor especially in the do-or-die situation of a Taiwan election.

Everything that ever happens where two or more people are involved there is two or more stories of what happened. The 228 incident is no exception, there is the KMT version and there is the DPP version. And fact of the matter a lot of the data about the event is hearsay, not proven or no longer exists because the KMT destroyed it. Therefore nobody really knows for sure how many were killed? Lee Ao says 1200, the DPP says of 30,000. I on the other hand find the deaths of the people being used like “kills” in how bad an "uninvited" invader controled the native population rather disgusting. The DPP’s constant banging on pots and pans yelling through Taiwan’s streets – Chiang killed 30,000 of us – Vote for me! Is sick! Even if only one person died, if Chiang’s troops were wrong concerning the death its just as bad as 30,000. so the higher the death toll the better mentality behind the DPP’s version only equates to higher death toll + constant public broadcasting = most possible votes. The very fact that the 2-28 incident is ratcheted up to its greatest “visibility” setting each election year is 100% proof the event is only dear to DPP party members as a vote grabbing tool – nothing else.

What if there was no 2-28? Would the deep green Taiwanese like Chiang more? Hell no, even if Chiang was an absolute angel they would still hate him because the DPP are racists, Chiang is a mainlander and because of Chiang the USA did not give Taiwan to the Taiwanese after Japan’s surrender, instead Taiwan was given to The republic of China in a “flip of the coin” change in course of Taiwan’s history. To this day the Taiwanese hate Chiang because the USA gave him Taiwan. The 2-28 event is as irrelevant as the Japanese massacres of native Taiwanese when they were the government on Taiwan.

Taiwan Democracy Memorial

Taiwan's Democracy Memorial -
Wow! A memorial to Democracy? I was wondering when this great event would finally happen! By golly the world has begged for a memorial to democracy for decades and now the Taiwan ruling party has made it a reality! My god, what a stupendously bright idea Mr. Chen! I hope you have extra passport control officers at the former CKS Airport ready to handle the hundreds of thousands of tourists that will now flock to the former CKS memorial to see the renamed plaque! This monument now celebrates Democracy's greatest triumph - A government that can hold office for 7 years and do nothing except steal, including this memorial.

This great idea comes directly from the DPP's awesome new "Democracy Grinder" tool - The Ministry of Silly Names (MoSN). The MoSN takes names of places or businesses in Taiwan that an elite portion of Taiwan's people (the privilaged Class) do not like and grinds them up, disposing of them permanently. Then like magic, it speedily slips a new haphazordly chossen name in its place - usually at tremendous costs to the public. There is no referendum, no public warning what-so-ever. It's just done because the MoSN said so!

Can you imagine the power the MoSN New-Name manager holds? I bet the final CKS memorial renaming session at Taiwan's MoSN went something like this.....

Today we're going to let the vermin citizens of Taiwan know who's in charge! Let's have Mr. Mainlander and his Chiang loving losers have a good cultural raping. We will tell them - Mister Mainlander invader, you and your KMT dont have a memorial any more because we took it from you today! You have No Right to come over into OUR land and be putting up these horrendous monuments dedicated to your Dictator Daddy! We're your Daddy now! Today May 20th, 2007 you have been raped of the CKS memorial. The memorial is now a DPP trophy of the great Transitional Justifiable Remoldificationary Purge of mainlanders from Abian's Kingdom of Taiwan! (High fives all around the chamber).

Then a plaque was placed at the memorial with its new name - The Taiwan Democracy Memorial. Thats it - All done! Of course the entire event had the DPP's "DEMOCRACY" gold medal of approval slapped all over it, thus completely legit! Afterwards it also appears an order of some sorts has gone out to all DPP supporting media outlets - some kind of rule that if any person opens their mouth in protest, tell them they are brainwashed zombies abandoned in a time warp by Chiang. Tell them to "get with the times". Tell them to read Michael Turton's Blog! Above all the world agrees with the DPP. as this is type of behaviour, worshiping the mainlander god Chiang at his temple on Taiwanese soil is vulgar, therefore Not Allowed any longer. Its now a DPP party asset and if any mainlander try's to enter - Just Lock the Friggen place up!

I gotta hand it to the ruling party of Taiwan on this, now this is some really, really deep Democracy. What's the encore guys? Go Go Go DPP! You Hoklo warriors must be savoring the victory against the mainlander on this one! Rub one of those sorry little KMT vermin noses in to the dirt for me too will ya!

I condemn the renaming. It was not democracy. It was a shotgun divorce of a memorial and its people. A memorial that was EARNED by Chiang Kai Shek for his hardwork at building the prosperous Nation of Taiwan R.O.C., A lot of people were robbed of their dignity on that day, in fact millions of Taiwan's citizens still respect Chiang Kai Shek. In my view, until a rulling party comes to power in Taiwan that has the strength and courage of Chiang, that can match the pride, determination and prosperity that Chiangs rule gave to Taiwans people, and given equally amongst all as he did - Until that day, No government has the right to take his memorial away. Especially a government that sat on its ass doing nothing for 7 long years! The prosperity of 7 years under Chiang would take the DPP a thousand years to get done!