Friday, June 1, 2007

Taiwan Democracy Memorial




Taiwan's Democracy Memorial -
Wow! A memorial to Democracy? I was wondering when this great event would finally happen! By golly the world has begged for a memorial to democracy for decades and now the Taiwan ruling party has made it a reality! My god, what a stupendously bright idea Mr. Chen! I hope you have extra passport control officers at the former CKS Airport ready to handle the hundreds of thousands of tourists that will now flock to the former CKS memorial to see the renamed plaque! This monument now celebrates Democracy's greatest triumph - A government that can hold office for 7 years and do nothing except steal, including this memorial.

This great idea comes directly from the DPP's awesome new "Democracy Grinder" tool - The Ministry of Silly Names (MoSN). The MoSN takes names of places or businesses in Taiwan that an elite portion of Taiwan's people (the privilaged Class) do not like and grinds them up, disposing of them permanently. Then like magic, it speedily slips a new haphazordly chossen name in its place - usually at tremendous costs to the public. There is no referendum, no public warning what-so-ever. It's just done because the MoSN said so!

Can you imagine the power the MoSN New-Name manager holds? I bet the final CKS memorial renaming session at Taiwan's MoSN went something like this.....

Today we're going to let the vermin citizens of Taiwan know who's in charge! Let's have Mr. Mainlander and his Chiang loving losers have a good cultural raping. We will tell them - Mister Mainlander invader, you and your KMT dont have a memorial any more because we took it from you today! You have No Right to come over into OUR land and be putting up these horrendous monuments dedicated to your Dictator Daddy! We're your Daddy now! Today May 20th, 2007 you have been raped of the CKS memorial. The memorial is now a DPP trophy of the great Transitional Justifiable Remoldificationary Purge of mainlanders from Abian's Kingdom of Taiwan! (High fives all around the chamber).

Then a plaque was placed at the memorial with its new name - The Taiwan Democracy Memorial. Thats it - All done! Of course the entire event had the DPP's "DEMOCRACY" gold medal of approval slapped all over it, thus completely legit! Afterwards it also appears an order of some sorts has gone out to all DPP supporting media outlets - some kind of rule that if any person opens their mouth in protest, tell them they are brainwashed zombies abandoned in a time warp by Chiang. Tell them to "get with the times". Tell them to read Michael Turton's Blog! Above all the world agrees with the DPP. as this is type of behaviour, worshiping the mainlander god Chiang at his temple on Taiwanese soil is vulgar, therefore Not Allowed any longer. Its now a DPP party asset and if any mainlander try's to enter - Just Lock the Friggen place up!

I gotta hand it to the ruling party of Taiwan on this, now this is some really, really deep Democracy. What's the encore guys? Go Go Go DPP! You Hoklo warriors must be savoring the victory against the mainlander on this one! Rub one of those sorry little KMT vermin noses in to the dirt for me too will ya!


I condemn the renaming. It was not democracy. It was a shotgun divorce of a memorial and its people. A memorial that was EARNED by Chiang Kai Shek for his hardwork at building the prosperous Nation of Taiwan R.O.C., A lot of people were robbed of their dignity on that day, in fact millions of Taiwan's citizens still respect Chiang Kai Shek. In my view, until a rulling party comes to power in Taiwan that has the strength and courage of Chiang, that can match the pride, determination and prosperity that Chiangs rule gave to Taiwans people, and given equally amongst all as he did - Until that day, No government has the right to take his memorial away. Especially a government that sat on its ass doing nothing for 7 long years! The prosperity of 7 years under Chiang would take the DPP a thousand years to get done!


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